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We humbly submit our entry for the world's shortest "FAQ". The reason it's so short? Simple: We only get asked four questions...uhm...frequently.
Q: I saw an animal last night. Was it a badger? They're most active at dawn and dusk, and you can check the population distribution maps to determine if they're in your area. Don't take the maps too seriously, though. While badgers are seldom found east of the Mississippi river, there are verified sightings as far east as Pennsylvania, west of the Allegheny mountains.
There are those that fear that horses might step into a hole and break its leg, although I've never gotten a direct report of this. There are a couple of things to consider here. First, the badger's probably eating prarie dogs, which leave hard-to-see deep holes. Badger holes are very large and easy to see. How dumb would a horse have to be to step in a 12 to 18 inch wide fresh hole? Every horse I've ever met was smarter than its rider when it came to such things. I know my horse was. On the other hand, if you've got beloved (yet, particularly foolheardy) pets, or small children you've grown attached to, maybe it's best if the badger leaves. Unfortunately, that's easier said than done. A lot easier. These fellows can claw through concrete and asphalt. Most live traps just tick 'em off. They have extremely loose-fitting fur and no neck to speak of, so a noosing wand is virtually useless. Keep the loose fur in mind before grabbing one by the "scruff": they can turn completey around on you no matter where you grab him. They can bite through any glove. Basically, the best advice is to avoid any direct confrontation. So what do you do? The U.S. Forestry service says there is no approved poison effective against them. They're resistant or immune to rattlesnake venom, so most darts are out (and darting usually just injects tranquilizer under the fur). You may be able to annoy them. Badgers don't like bright lights and noise, and some people have had success with lighting the area. Of course, bright lights and music all night long might chase you out first. The FBI doesn't seem to have much luck with this teqnique. The only sure-fire way to get rid of a badger, is to remove his food source. Find out what he's eating. Get rid of it. The badger will move on (or, maybe start raiding your pantry). Keep in mind the irony here: you're problem is now figuring out how to get rid of the gophers so you can get rid of the badger...who was getting rid of your gophers!
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